passingpleasantries:

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

steveisnotonfire:

This has been in my queue for four months.

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

misstaylorsaid:

h0odrich:

if your skin starts clearing up after you stop talking to someone…it’s a sign

same goes for if your body starts to physically feel better after you stop talking to someone, that is also a sign. You used to always feel sick and in pain then that stress was gone from your life.

staystreets:

fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

lookintothemind:

Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to domestic violence resources and also has a “Go Button” that when you press it, if you’re in a compromising situation, alerts local authorities as well as local shelters and starts recording everything that is going on.

Now, if you’re looking up resources on the app and your abuser is near, simply press the X button and it brings you to a random news page. Same goes for the actual foundation site.

ITS COMPLETELY FREE
Site

Apps

SPREAD THIS, DONT JUST “LIKE IT”

internets2:

internets2:

internets2:

Hey everyone an earthquake of 7.9 recently just hit Nepal. The death toll is rising continuously with 700+ deaths reported as of now. Many people are feared to be trapped under the rubble and many are left homeless.Many of the historic monuments and temples have been reduced to rubble and completely destroyed. For those of you who don’t know, Nepal is a tiny country right below China. Nepal is rich in culture but poor financially and relief and rebuilding will be a difficult and extensive process. The government has declared a state of emergency. Please reblog this to bring awareness to this tragedy. Nepal needs all the support it can get. 

http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-asia-32461412 - live updates please keep Nepal in your prayers and thoughts.

https://donate.oxfam.org.uk/emergency/nepal?pscid=ps_ggl_Emergencies_nepal_earthquake_generic&gclid=CjwKEAjw9uypBRD5pMDYtsKxvXcSJACcb9AYG-9cuUoKrYwQZyqRv1TXyupSOCRwSIDE2q8YigH5oRoCQjfw_wcB PLEASE DONATE. Nepal truly needs all the support it can get. 

mishasminions:

smokeandjollyranchers:

methandcupcakes:

vinebox:

Best laugh ever

I watched this 8 times in a row.

LISTEN TO THE HAPPY HAPPY BABY OMG

THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT

disneybombshell:

enter-galactic-love:

California will run out of water very soon.

According to NASA’s new report, California only has enough water to get it through the next year. People are under strict water-saving measures; farmers are struggling to keep their crops alive.
Yet, Nestlé is bottling water from at least ten natural springs throughout California, including from some of the most drought-stricken areas of the state, and selling it for profit. In places like Sacramento, it’s paying less than $0.14 per gallon. This is bananas.

Sign the petition to Nestlé: stop taking water from drought-stricken areas.

Oh look something that’s actually FOCUSING ON THE FUCKING PROBLEM rather than telling me to check for leaks in my faucet.

lonelystiles:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

just because I killed someone doesn’t mean I’m a murderer  

kvothe-kingkiller:

astrifeline:

as-seenon-tv:

• when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
  
• calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
  
• trolling beetles fans

• severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  
• severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)
  

Extremely obscure illuminati theories

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now